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Poor quality

Good Primitive Horse!
Henry Fjord



I, as a parent, hate it. It's too small and fiddly for my big fingers ... and there is always something to be re-attached, re-configured or an item of clothing for Polly to put on that my daughter needs help with. She loves it when I sit down and play with her but I can't get my big fingers comfortable with this tiny toy.
I also have to constant worry of a choking hazard for her little brother (just turned 1) and I have to stand over her to ensure she packs up every single tiny piece of the set.
All the Polly Pocket sets we own have been gifts. As a parent - I would find something else to buy my daughter.
I am not a fan of this toy at all ... but then i am not a 4 year old little girl either.


Breyer horses are the best toys on the market!



Anyhoo, I found myself (sorta) privileged to discover this particular toy at a fave comics-and-collectibles joint, and I must say its resemblance to Peter "Ralphie" Billingsley is reasonably dead-on, though not quite as uncanny as the movie-based stuff McFarlane Toys puts out (but then, what IS?). The paint job and sculpting is painstakingly intricate and highly detailed, giving this chunk o' plastic a reasonably lifelike appearance. Sadly, the thing that brings this bad-boy down a few notches in my eyes is the articulation: little Ralphie has no hinge joints at the knees, rendering him unable to escape Scut Farkus' imminent onslaught of cruelty. Hey, speakin' of Scut Farkus: where the hey is HIS action figure?! Aside from Ralphie, he'd be the only toy in this line I'd even bother to get, had I the inclination to collect the things. Talk about gettin' the shaft...
Er, where was I? Oh yes, articulation. Below the waist, this toy has no apparent poseability to speak of. Both shoulders and the head have the usual rotating joints, as does his wrists and... his elbows? Yep, sad but true: his elbows lack the usual hinge joints-just rotating ones. The right arm has an extra rotating point of articulation at mid-bicep, which helps him keep his beautifully-detailed Red Ryder air rifle accessory a bit steadier as he lines the target up in his sights. Oh yes, let's not forget the red bar of Lifebuoy brand soap, said to have been one of the worst-tasting soaps of all time by those who remember those classic days of potty-mouth discipline!
All right, time for me to wind this up. If nothing else, little Ralphie makes an interesting addition to the collection of Yuletide knick-knacks on the fireplace mantle. Okay, so it isn't the most tasteful Christmas decoration in the world. On the upside, it's not nearly as annoying as that singing snowman figure your parents like so much. I swear to God, if I hear that friggin' thing sing the "Snow Miser" song one more time I'm gonna turn it into kindling for this year's yule log...
'Late

List price: $17.99 (that's NaN% off!)





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